The Ultimate UK Sex Clubs Guide

Sex Club Royalty: Finding The Best UK Sex Clubs & Swingers Clubs!

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Before you head for the airport, you're probably going to go to the bank to get some foreign currency to spend while you're away. In the UK, they use a currency called Pounds, so you're going to have a great time using Pounds to pay any time you go to a UK sex club to pound the night away. We've all heard the expression, 'More bang for your bucks,' and in a funny way, it appeals in this situation.

We've created a great resource here for you though, and you'll be referring to it frequently if you plan on spending a lot of time in UK sex clubs. We're confident of that, and also thrilled that you'll be enjoying some of our favorite spots for the first time.

The History of UK Sex Clubs

There's a boring version of this story, and one that is perhaps the wildest history of any region's sex clubs that we've encountered. We'll start with the boring version, because you always want to close with your best material, and tease your audience a bit.

Whichever way you want to lean, it's safe to say that UK sex clubs first started to pop up in the 18th century. The more commonly known and accepted versions were called Gentlemen's Clubs. That's what we call strip clubs now, but back in the day they were initially social clubs where men would gather to socialize without the presence of their partners. This was in order to give the men a sense of freedom that they felt they didn't have within their marriages. This type of insecurity of course is rarely found outside of the richest men, and this was no exception.

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Not only were gentlemen's clubs exclusive to men, they were exclusive to men of a certain class. If you were a tradesman, you most certainly weren't going to find an invitation to join in your hand. These clubs eventually bored the rich men who frequented them, and they began to bring in women to perform for them. In one way, and then another. Eventually, members found themselves cheating on their wives with other women that they had hired at the clubs. It's a little foggy on how they went from being the exclusive sex clubs that they had become, to sex clubs and swingers clubs that were open to the general public, and more importantly, wives, but we have a feeling it had something to do with their wives finding out what was going on in their little sex clubs, and wanting a piece of the action.

The exciting version of the history of UK sex clubs however is one that we're much more fond of. Back in the 18th century, there was a mysterious club (some say a cult) that many people say was only a myth, found in the mountains of Dublin, Ireland, that excited some, and sent chills up the spines of others. It was known as the notorious Hellfire Club (or Sir Francis Dashwood's Order of the Friars of St. Francis of Wycombe for long). It was again a club that was exclusive to the rich, but these guys had a bit more adventurous idea of what consisted of a good time. Lots of gambling took place at these meetings, as well as sex, but in addition to those relatively tame activities, the Hellfire Club made good on its name and supposedly performed Satanic worship and rituals that involved the sacrificing of animals, and if we've seen enough movies about Satan worshipers, we know that thy could very well have also involved human sacrifices. Who they would have sacrificed is a mystery, but we suspect they would be lower class residents of the region. If you search for images of the buildings that Hellfire Club meetings were held in, you'll see why we don't have a hard time believing the rumours.

Interesting Facts About The United Kingdom

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It's always nice to have a bit of knowledge about a country or city you're going to beforehand. Especially one where you'r going there to hookup as much as possible. Knowing the political climate in a city will save you the embarrassment of saying something offensive in the throes of passion, and ruin what would have been an otherwise Top 10 Sexual Experience. It also helps a ton when it comes to small talk. If you're visiting the UK from Japan, and you know nothing about the UK, and can only offer information about Japan to the conversation, we're willing to bet that the conversation will grow stale very quickly, and if there isn't an animalistic sexual attraction between you and your potential partner, you might find yourself left on the couch, watching them have sex with someone else who cared enough about their country to know something about it.

How to Find Out if the Queen is Home: In a world where celebrities seem to want to stay as secretive as possible about their location, so as to avoid the paparazzi, the Queen of England has different thoughts on the world (or at least the city) knowing where she is.

The Queen has a special flag called the Royal Standard, and if she's home at Buckingham Palace, the flag will be raised up the castle's flagpole. When the Queen is anywhere else in the city, they must also fly the flag, to alert the public to her presence. A bit of an attention starved move if you ask us, but she's the queen. She can do what she wants.

You Could Be Standing On 1000 Dead Bodies!!: If you find yourself in London, at Aldgate Station, you're probably standing on the ground that has at least a thousand bodies buried under it. They aren't mob hits though. They were people who died because of the Great Plague, and who the city buried deep beneath the ground in hopes of making sure that the plague would stay down there forever, and never return to haunt London and the rest of the UK again. So don't go digging up anything in the surrounding area. You never know what could be under there, or (more importantly) if it'd would still be contagious. We're fairly certain it wouldn't be, but we always like to err on the safe side of things. Especially when it comes to potentially catching the plague.

What a great time to mention that being safe is key when you're visiting sex clubs (especially those in a city you don't live in).

A Year Hungover: Believe it or not, the average British person will spend a full year of their life hungover. So if you like to drink, the UK is definitely the place for you. Though if you're spending most of your time in UK sex clubs, you of course need to temper your drinking a little bit in order to curb bad behavior, and ensure that your body performs at its best possible levels when you visit swingers clubs, bathhouses, and hot sex parties full of sexy UK singles and swingers.

You Can Pee Where You Please in the UK*: *Provided you're pregnant.

Don't worry though. It's a fairly obscure law, and not one that many UK mothers-to-be are willing to take advantage of unless it's an absolute emergency. This is a good thing for both the mommies, as well as those of us who may be sitting next to a pregnant woman in a restaurant, on a bus, or even in a movie theatre during a film that she's so wrapped up in, she absolutely can't draw herself away from. We're not sure if this would work, but women might be wise to carry around a throw pillow that they can throw under their shirt at any given moment, if they find themselves with a full bladder, and nowhere to pee except behind a dumpster at their local police station.

UK Sex Clubs: On Her Majesty's Secret Sex Service

The UK's most famous family are the Royals. Those weirdos who seem to be sitting pretty for the rest of their lives, even though they're practically irrelevant within the current political system of Great Britain. We don't know if you've heard the same rumours as we have, but we suspect that Buckingham Palace has hosted a sex club or few in its time. Of course you're not likely going to get an invitation to one of those parties anytime soon, so you're going to have to make due with the UK Sex Clubs, swingers clubs, bathhouses, and sex events that the rest of us commoners do. That's not as bad a thing as you might think though. You see, the Royals think they're kinky, but they're just bored and rich. The kinkiness you'll find across the UK in their finest sex clubs is as real as it gets, and you're going to have the best time if you put your trust in our suggestions provided here. We have a full city by city directory a little further down this page (that's where you'll find all of the links, full reviews, addresses, and cover cost information), but for a quick taste, check out some of our favorite UK Sex Clubs in short form here:

Swingers Retreat: Have you ever seen a swingers club that's overlooked by a ferris wheel? If not, then you're going to have to find your way to London and visit Swingers Retreat for one of the most exciting UK sex clubs around. It feels a little bit like Disney World for swingers. If that doesn't make you want to go, we're not sure what to tell you...

Infusion: Blackpool isn't the best known city in the United Kingdom for anyone looking for sex clubs, but if any other clubs as impressive as Infusion open, that's not something that we'll able to say for much longer. It's one of the absolutely premiere UK sex clubs and if you're anywhere within a one or two hour's train trip away, you should add it to your calendar.

La Chambre: Funny to find a club in the UK with a French name, isn't it? As soon as you walk into Sheffield's La Chambre sex club though, you'll surely agree with us that it suits the spot, and is a fantastic way to make sure that their club stands out from the pack of clubs in the region. A French vibe in a UK city is a much better mix than you would have ever expected.

Pandora Swingers Club: One of Leeds' absolute finest swingers clubs brings the good time hard when their doors open. There's almost always another couples or two ready to hookup no matter what time of night, so if you find yourself in Leeds and are looking to get a taste of their swinging community, Pandora Swingers Club is a great spot to start. Their membership fees are reasonable, and they have a great vibe that makes for one of the best times we've had in the UK.

The Locker Room: If you're looking for a quick good time with other men in London, The Locker Room ticks off all of the boxes that you want from a gay bathhouse (and then some). The clientele is a little bit older than you'll find at other bathhouses in the area, but even if you prefer the company of younger men, the club has you covered, with lots of incentives to make sure that there's a steady stream of fresh meat coming through the club at all times. Even if you just want to go take a shower or sauna, and watch some other dudes get it on, we can't recommend The Locker Room enough.

Looking for more UK Sex Clubs? You can find dozens of additional recommendations in the UK city pages located in our directory section—UK Sex Clubs: Your City By City Guide To UK Sex Clubs & UK Hookup Clubs—below.

UK Sex Clubs: Your City By City Guide To UK Sex Clubs & UK Hookup Clubs

It can be daunting going to a brand new country in search for the best spots to get laid. We've all been there, and considering how many more options are out there every day, we realize that sometimes we need a little help to find the cool spots. We've been researching sex clubs for a long time, and Blackpool, Glasgow, Edinburgh, Liverpool, Bristol, Manchester, Birmingham, Leeds, Sheffield, London are the hottest spots in the UK that we were able to find in our travels. We're positive that you're going to agree with us when you check out these UK Sex Club directories that we've put together for you and your kinkiest friends. These directories are extensive! So extensive in fact that we have a hard time believing that you'll be able to check out every UK sex club that we outline in every city, if you're going on a trip any shorter than a month. Yes, that's how much sex is happening in the sex clubs, bathhouses, and swingers clubs of the United Kingdom! It's a beautiful thing. Now enjoy our directories, and if you enjoy them, pass them along to other friends or colleagues who might be looking for a good time outside of the usual.

UK Sex Clubs: Birmingham

Birmingham is a very friendly city for anyone who's looking for sex and hookups. They have sex clubs and sex parties that bring in tons of people who are looking for a fun way to spend their weekend. They cater to tons of different people as well with swinger clubs... Read more.

UK Sex Clubs: Blackpool

Blackpool's realized that people are looking for a different kind of entertainment and they've opened up some sex clubs and swinger clubs that satisfy that need. There are smaller venues for more intimacy as well as larger places for bigger sex parties. They even have saunas and hotels that attract... Read more.

UK Sex Clubs: Bristol

People in Bristol like to keep things casual. That attitude moves into their sex clubs and places like them and that makes it easy to find people to hook up with. Everyone in Bristol tends to party at the same places so you'll get to know everyone pretty fast but ... Read more.

UK Sex Clubs: Edinburgh

Edinburgh is a city that isn't over the top. The types of venues and sex clubs that you'll find in this city are going to be private, out of the way and more casual. The crowd that goes out to these sex events are laid-back and more social. All the... Read more.

UK Sex Clubs: Glasgow

You can find a large community of swingers and people interested in hookups in this city. It doesn't matter what your fetish or kink is, you can find tons of people who are interested in playing. You need to be connected online to be able to get invited to these... Read more.

UK Sex Clubs: Leeds

Leeds is a busy city when it comes to sex and swinging. There are tons of places to have a great time for couples and singles and tons of these clubs even welcome single men at their parties. There are even places and sex events for members of the LGBT.... Read more.

UK Sex Clubs: Liverpool

Sex and hookups in Liverpool but not always be easy to find on the first look. Swingers and sex-enthusiasts in Liverpool like to keep things private. You'll find sex in some pretty interesting places. There's not a ton of standalone Liverpool sex clubs so you might not party at the... Read more.

UK Sex Clubs: London

London is pretty much the place to be if you're a swinger or just love sex. Everyone in this city in this looking to hook up. However, back alleys and seedy bars aren't where they want to go. That's why you'll see more upscale sex clubs and luxury residences where... Read more.

UK Sex Clubs: Manchester

In Manchester, your best sex life is just waiting for you. Check out any of their swinger clubs, sex parties and sex clubs and find people who feel the same way that you do. Enjoy the most diverse nightlife in the UK and tons of couples and singles who are... Read more.

UK Sex Clubs: Sheffield

Sheffield's sex clubs and swingers clubs aren't always clearly marked but that doesn't mean that the city doesn't have a ton to offer anyone who's looking for casual sex. You just need to do a little exploring and you'll quickly see that Sheffield has a ton to offer. Some of... Read more.

Further UK Sex Club Resources To Help You Navigate The UK

Unless it's about your parents' sex life, you can never have too much information. With that in mind, we're just adding this last section here as a bonus for you to use if you feel like you need it when visiting the UK. We hope that we haven't overwhelmed you with the information that we just gave you (which is very likely, because there's a lot, but consider these last links as a bit of a cherry on top of the sundae that is your newfound expertise when it comes to the topic of UK Sex Clubs. If you're in the middle of a conversation with someone sexy that you want to seal the deal with at a swingers club for example, if they ask you what your favorite thing about their city is so far, and you haven't done a lick of sightseeing because you've been too busy licking your way through the city's sex club scene, it might be prudent to act like you went and did one or two typical tourist outings. You might be dealing with a freak who'll go wild finding out your sexual appetite is that huge, but who can tell?

Here are a few extra resources that we think will help make your trip in the UK much more enjoyable. Have fun!!

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The Ultimate UK Sex Clubs Guide

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