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Sex Clubs In The Great White North: Staying Warm In Canada's Best Sex Clubs!

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If there's one thing that Canadians know, it's that everyone thinks it's freezing cold there most of the year. While there certainly are times of year, and parts of the country that are among the coldest in the world, Canada still has 4 seasons like most other countries. When stand-up comedians perform in Canada, they'll often make jokes about how cold it is, or ask if they have something in Canada that they have in the United States. For example: A comedian will say, "I was in a sex club the other night... Do you guys have sex clubs up here?"

Yes! Canada has sex clubs!

Not only do they have sex clubs, but their sex clubs are some of the best in the world, and no matter how cold it is outside, Canada Sex Clubs are the perfect place to warm up if you find yourself in the country during the winter. If you didn't know if Canada would have sex clubs though, you probably need a little bit of help finding them for your trip. SwingersAds.com is here to guide you to the best Canada Sex Clubs, which includes Canada bathhouses, swingers clubs, Canada sex parties and so much more!

Canada is so progressive when it comes to sex clubs, that Canadian Sex Clubs have been legal since 2006. In a world where sex clubs are often frowned upon by uptight governments, it's refreshing to go to Canada on a business trip or vacation, and not have to worry about whether or not there's going to be a police raid on a club you're enjoying yourself at on any given night. If you're in Canada, you're good to go. No need to pack your running shoes.

One thing that you'll probably want to get used to before you go is getting used to being apologized to. We haven't looked up official stats, but we're pretty sure that if you were to do a study to find out what country apologizes the most, it would be Canada. So you might find yourself having sex with someone, and even the slightest of perceived acts of rudeness or inconvenience will be accompanied by an apology. We've heard that it's very annoying for some Americans when they first visit Canada, but eventually they get used to it, and actually even end up finding it somewhat charming and cute; thereby making their Canada sex club experience even better than they expected it to be.

The History of Sex Clubs in Canada

Like we said, sex clubs have been legal in Canada since 2006, so Canada has a lot of experience being a free spirited country that goes about its business at sex clubs, bathhouses, swingers clubs, and any other form of Canada sex clubs you can think of, without any nerves. They might have a little anxiety if they're visiting a sex club for the first time, but otherwise, Canada is very laid back and sexually uninhibited so be sure to bring your A game when you come to Canada.

While 2006 is a pretty good time to have legalized sex clubs, they were having issues in the Supreme Court of Canada about the legality of what goes on in sex clubs up until 2005, when a couple Montreal sex clubs were under attack by squares who thought that what went on within their walls was indecent, and not in line with what they wanted going on in their communities.

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If you're looking for the ancient history of Canadian sex clubs, you need only take a closer look at the history of Canadian prostitutes, which is a similar story to many of the countries whose sex club histories we've explored. Big burly men who were responsible for much of the heavy lifting to make the Canada that exists today, worked hard, and wanted to play even harder so while they loved spending some of their hard-earned paycheck on the company of a lady of the night, at a certain point, they wanted something a little more; or at least different. That's when sex clubs started popping up all over the country.



Other Fun Facts About Canada That You Might Not Know

Canada Only Has ONE Baseball Team: If you follow baseball, maybe you already did know this. The Toronto Blue Jays are the only Canadian team in all of Major League Baseball, which makes them the only team in the league that isn't an American team. So when two teams are battling it out for the World Series Championship, the Blue Jays are the one team that maybe/sort of gives them reason to not call it the United States of America Series Championship.

Since the Blue Jays can't seem to make it into the playoffs on a regular basis though, you might be able to find the team's players frequenting the same sex clubs as you do in your visit to Canada.

Canada Has Two Official Languages: Parlez vous francais? English is just one of the country's two official languages. The other, if you haven't guessed it yet, is French. French is one of the most romantic languages in the world, and visiting Montreal's sex clubs is a great way to get a little taste of France without spending $2,000 on a plane ticket to Paris. While it may not be quite as nice, we assure you you'll have a great time.

Santa Claus Has a Canadian Address: Sure, we all know that Santa lives in the North Pole, but for the ease of delivering all of the letters written to him by Canadian children, the Canada Post (Canada's postal service) has set up a Canadian address so that there aren't any long waits for the letters en route to the big guy. So Canadian children don't have to worry about their letters being held up at customs. They can simply address their letters to:
Santa Claus
The North Pole
Canada
H0H 0H0

We're going to suggest that if you're going to be visiting some of the Canadian sex clubs found in this directory though, you should save yourself the paper, ink, envelope, and stamp, and not send Santa a letter because you're surely a very naughty boy or girl. Which we think is its own reward. Who needs Santa's gifts if you can't be naughty?

Canada Has More Lakes Than Any Other Country: While Canada might not be able to say that it has more sex clubs than any other country in the world, they can say that they have more lakes than any other country in the world. You'r probably thinking, "That's a lot of water!" and you're very right. In fact, it's so much water that Canada's water represents 20% of the world's water. So even if you don't have much luck at the sex clubs, there's sure to be a lake nearby that you can get wet in.

Hawaiian Pizza Was Invented By A Canadian: We know, we know. There's a lot of you that don't even consider it pizza, but that's not the point here. The point is that a man in Ontario was the one who came up with the combination of ham, pineapple, and bacon on pizza; not a Hawaiian at all. Can you believe it? If you hate Hawaiian pizza, please don't take it out on Canada though. Just be sure to avoid their pizza joints, where it's without a doubt, one of the most popular pizzas on every menu.

Canada Sex Clubs and Swingers Clubs: The Best of the Best Sex Clubs in Canada

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We've got multiple guides to separate cities below, which you must check out but for the time being, let's look at some of the cream of the crop picks of the Canadian sex club, bathhouse, and swingers club scene. Those are where you're going to find all of the links and full-on details that you need to find out if they're really the best spots for you too. We're just going to give quick overviews here, so as to not spoil the fun (and deep digging that our crack team of sexperts has done) of the full directories.

Club 2250: Located just outside of Toronto (in one of the 6 boroughs that make up "The 6ix" that Drake raps about), Club 2250 is a sex club that's worth the extra time you'll need to spend driving outside of the city limits. The clientele at the club are some of the hottest studs and babes we've come across in our Toronto sex club research, and you're going to hate having to leave when it's closing time.

Adult Playground: Deep in the wilds of Calgary, Alberta you're going to have a hard time finding a better spot to have some adult fun than Adult Playground. Just like its name suggests, this is not your typical playground. There are definitely no children allowed; and sorry parents, they don't have onsite child care, so you're going to have to book a babysitter before you pay them a visit. There are however lots of varied playrooms for you and your partner to enjoy, and if you end up missing your kids too much, you can probably find someone who loves being treated like a baby.

Bashful & Bold: If you find yourself in Ottawa, you might not need a spot other than Bashful & Bold. Ottawa is the capital of Canada, so where all of the laws that allow sex clubs to operate legally, are made. We don't want to take away from your sex time, but if you have an extra hour here or there during your stay, you should go by Parliament Hill and pay your respects to the hardworking politicians who have made your Canadian pleasure trip a possibility. Without them, you could surely still find a sex club, have a good time, but also, you could run the risk of being escorted out of the club in handcuffs. We don't know about you, but we prefer our handcuff play to be consensual, and not take place in the back of a police cruiser.

Intimate Times: If you're in Edmonton, Alberta during the winter, you're going to need every bit of help you can get to stay warm, so Intimate Times is going to be a must-visit spot. Once you're inside, take off your giant winter coat, your mittens, and your toque (that's what Canadians call a winter hat.. Yes, it's so cold in Canada during the winter that they needed to create their own fancy word to call a winter hat, in order to not be reminded of what the season is or something), and prepare to enjoy one of the best times available anywhere in North America. The membership at Intimate Times are among the kinkiest we've seen, so be sure to come with a lot of fun ideas that you want to try out, and we're willing to bet (only a friendly bet, of course) that you'll find someone there who would be more than happy to help you make your wildest fantasies a reality. Canadians are very polite people, so sometimes have a hard time saying 'no'. They're a nation of people pleasers, so be sure to make sure you're pleased while you visit.

Canada Sex Clubs: Your City By City Guide To Canada sex clubs & Canada Hookup Clubs

Enough with the teasing though. It's time for the main attraction of this directory. A city by city breakdown of the absolute greatest sex clubs, swingers clubs, and bathhouses in Canada. Canada is an enormous country, so you're going to be very thankful for these guides when you visit the country. Without them, you could find yourself driving for hours and hours across the prairies, or looking all over the suburbs of Toronto seeing nothing but houses that look like something out of the movies, but no sex clubs. We don't want you wasting your time like that though. We want you to get to the sweet sex spots as quickly as possible, and getting your first tastes of the best maple syrup that Canada sex clubs have to offer.

Canada Sex Clubs: Calgary

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Canada Sex Clubs: Edmonton

Here is the hottest Edmonton sex clubs directory you're going to find anywhere. We've done all of the legwork, checked out all of the places that claim to be the best, and we've put together an amazing collection of the very best Edmonton sex clubs you're going to come across. Read more.

Canada Sex Clubs: Montreal

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Canada Sex Clubs: Ottawa

So, you've found the best information on the Ottawa sex club scene, and now it's time to find out why this is the Ottawa swingers clubs directory that truly offers you everything you could possibly want, and much more. Don't miss out on your chance to discover all of the... Read more.

Canada Sex Clubs: Toronto

Now, it's time to get to the reason you came here. This is the it! The most incredible and comprehensive list of Toronto sex clubs you'll find anywhere online. This is the Toronto sex clubs directory that you've been searching for all over the internet, and you can be sure... Read more.

Canada Sex Clubs: Vancouver

Here's what you've been waiting for! You wanted to find the hottest selection of Vancouver sex clubs, and you can bet that we've gone ahead and did all of the necessary research so that we can deliver! We checked out all of the hottest Vancouver sex clubs, and we've put... Read more.

Give You Some More?: Additional Resources and Links for People in Search of Canada Sex Clubs, Swingers Clubs, Sex Events, and Bathhouses

We think that the information given above is pretty significant, but you might be someone whose appetite for sex clubs (Canadian or otherwise) might be completely insatiable, OR you might just be someone who always wants to be on the safe side, and thinks that you can never have too much information. We hear you. You are after all going to be spending a lot of money to get to these sex clubs, so you want your decisions to be as educated and well-informed as humanly possible. Let us continue to lend a hand (or two) then, and bring you this list of additional resources and links full of information that we're sure you're going to find both informative and incredibly helpful as you navigate the Great White North's sex club network. These are going to do a great job helping you blend in, and not look like so much of a tourist when you're visiting Canada. After all, we all know that people love to take advantage of tourists. But check out these links and learn a bit more about the country so that you aren't such an easy mark.


Of course if you have any Canadian friends, you can always take notes or ask them for tips on how to be the best fake Canadians possible while you're in the country, but we think that just being overly polite, and saying a few of the above trivia will be enough to pass.

If you have any other trips lined up, and are looking for information on sex clubs in other parts of the world, then you absolutely must check out some of SwingerAds.com's other country directories. Our main Sex Clubs Index Page for a broader scope, or if you're looking to get specific in your search, and save a little time, you can check out our brilliant pages for US Sex Clubs or UK Sex Clubs! And just so your Canadian knowledge doesn't go to waste in the future, know that a lot of Canadian travellers (both sex travellers, and the every day kind) will often put a pin or patch of the Canadian flag on their jacket or backpack when traveling because of how much everyone loves Canadians!

The Very Best of Canada Sex Clubs

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