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The Ultimate Celebrity Porn Directory - SwingerAds.com

The only thing better than seeing actors in movies is in their private celebrity sex tapes. Here's some of SwingerAds.com's fave celebrity porn sites.

It's been a lot of work to compile this list, but it's meant to save you time. Scroll down near the bottom of the page to see SwingerAds.com's Ultimate Celebrity Porn Directory, but read on to read a bit about how our fascination with celebrities developed into a desire to see them fuck each other.

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Truth is Sexier Than Fiction





The old saying is that 'truth is stranger than fiction' but when it comes to celebrities and sex, the real thing is definitely sexier, and the fiction is a strange (and while still enjoyable...) recreation that lacks all of the things that make sex in real life fun and spontaneous. Hollywood sex scenes look like rehearsed dance routines, often starring two actors that are completely devoid of sexual chemistry. That on top of the awkwardness of the crew filming the scene somehow soaking into the vibe, by time the sex happens, it doesn't have the dramatic punch that the filmmakers hoped that it would.

It feels forced, and will more often than not take the audience out of the story for the cheap sake of titillation.

Seeing your favorite actors have sex in an unnatural way also makes you think that the characters, and sometimes the actors themselves, might not be good at sex in real life. This is a detriment to the story, and the way you see the actor moving forward.

When you get to finally see your favorite celebrities have real sex though, it's different. It may not be what you were expecting, or it may be a little kinkier than you would have ever guessed, but at least you know that those celebrities actually fuck. Just like real people. It removes a bit of the sheen that existed when you saw them as larger than life performers, but it can also make them more relate-able.

The Only Bad Attention?





Actors, musicians, and artists in general tend to be very comfortable with the spotlight, and in fact, it feels like they sometimes feed off of it. Something inside them... Perhaps their egos, requires people to watch them. They're looking for a way to be seen. They even tolerate paparazzi following them all around their cities, taking hundreds of photos of them in the span of a few minutes.

So if all of this attention that would drive a normal man or woman crazy is tolerable, why is it that the naked body is where the line is crossed. Is sex the one thing that celebrities decide is going to keep them grounded, and remember where they came from? Perhaps. Sex is an incredibly vulnerable thing, and perhaps it's the one small part of a celebrity's brain that won't let go, and keeps them from being a completely free spirit.

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What We Watch in the Shadows

When a celebrity sex tape or hundreds of nude cell phone pictures leak out into the world, we as people know that the people in those photos and videos didn't intend for them to be seen by the public, and that they're extremely private moments. Why is it then that we dismiss our knowledge that it's an invasion of these people's privacies to look at and watch them?

It could be one of many things. It could be that we're so smitten with these celebrities that the chance to see them naked (or have sex) isn't something that we feel like we can pass up. It's almost as though we have unhealthy crushes on them, and have been given the ability to peep on them.



It has been said by many people that if a celebrity couple didn't want their sex tape out into the world, it wouldn’t have leaked. That it's either their fault for being so careless, knowing who they are, or it might also be that we believe that they're just being attention seekers to a new level, and put the tapes or photos out there for the attention that they're going to get from the world.

It's hard to pin it down. We know people who have huge celebrity crushes whose images were leaked during the Fappening, and even though they want to see these actresses naked so badly, they won't look at them on principle. That should be commended. If only all of us were as strong willed and honest.

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Celebrity Porn in the Digital Age

Back in the day, making a little dirty home movie was a much more secure event. Transferring film to more film, or video tape, or DVDs was very different.

Now, we trust so many electronic devices with so many private things. Have you ever thought about how often your cell phone or laptop's camera might turn on to take a picture of you? 

Our phones have definitely seen way more of our junk than they need to. Many people put tape over the camera on their laptops for this very reason. They're paranoid that the camera will turn on, take pictures of them when they're naked, and then upload them to the cloud, or even worse... Facebook!

Sure we could just make sure we're always dressed when we use our phones and laptops, but what fun would that be?

When large companies like Google and Apple, whose products have become such an ingrained part of our lives, we begin to take them for granted, and trust that since they're providing a service for hundreds and hundreds of millions of users, that they've got their security situation in check. Well, the same way that we're careless with our digital content, so are celebrities. For all we know, there are naked photos of us out in the world right now, but the difference is simply that nobody cares about seeing us naked because we're not famous.

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Some of the Classics





Enough of the philosophizing about whether or not we should or shouldn't watch celebrity sex tapes, and whether or not your computer has snapped a few nudie pics of you in its time.

We're here to enjoy celebrity porn movies, regardless (or perhaps in spite of) the complexity of the issue.



Of course the big old favorite was the Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson sex tape. That it takes place on a boat is very interesting, and actually connects to a lot of what we've been talking about here. Pam and Tommy Lee were clearly hounded by the paparazzi all the time, and though it's not confirmed, there's a decent chance that the reason they went out on their boat, into the middle of the ocean to have sex, wasn't because it's romantic out on the open waters. But perhaps it was because they were trying to escape the world that had been hounding them for photos that whole week. Perhaps it seemed and felt easier to spot a paparazzi out in the ocean, because the cameraman would require another boat to get out there, whereas if they wanted to just sneak through the gate of their mansion, they could figure out a way to do that and sneak a shot in through their windows.



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Probably the second biggest celebrity sex tape of all time is One Night in Paris, starring hotel heiress, Paris Hilton. Before the tape, Paris Hilton was a bit of a celebrity among socialites, and the richest of the rich, but as soon as the tape leaked out into the world, her fame shot through the roof. Somehow the world suddenly cared about her. It's not even that good a sex tape, but for some reason, the embarrassment, or the humanization that comes with having a celebrity sex tape put out into the world has brought her great fame. More than she most likely would ever have been able to achieve if she had simply tried to be a recording star, or to star in her own reality show with Nicole Richie on her own.

It's an interesting phenomenon that perhaps someone should do a study on. While the sex tape seems to have created many paths to elevated stardom and wealth, there's still a large portion of the world's population that only associates Hilton with the sex tape, and who dismiss her completely as that rich girl who stupidly let herself be filmed while giving her boyfriend a blowjob.

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Pornography as Art





There have been many filmmakers who have discussed how making a real film that incorporated real sex between actors would be a landmark moment in cinema, but while it has been done, every time it's by a filmmaker who is trying to provoke their audience by using the actual intercourse between actors as a moment of shock or disgust. Alternately, they often use pornstars instead of real actors, so they have the actual sex, but they also have terrible acting, that bogs down the story, and creates characters that aren't much more convincing than the pizza delivery guy or plumber who shows up to a house to a lonely wife who needs her pipes fixed.



Acclaimed filmmaker, Stanley Kubrick attempted to create an intimacy that was just shy of actual sex in his last film, Eyes Wide Shut. He cast real life couple Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman, and explored the insecurities and jealousy that comes with many marriages. The emotions feel very real, and created some very interesting meta expressions between the actors, and their characters. Though they were playing characters, it was clear that there were underlying truths in the script (which was based on a 19th century novella) that they were (or had) experienced as a couple. Seeing that even a mega-celebrity couple could relate to marital issues that real people dealt with, was in an ironic way, almost as effective in humanizing Cruise and Kidman, as it would have been for them to have had sex on camera for the film, or had a sex tape leak into the world. ... That would have been the number one celebrity sex tape of all time, without question.



Kubrick was a master, so perhaps his intent all along was to examine these issues of celebrity, and what it is that created a wall between them and the general population. There were rumours as the film was shooting (under tight security and incredible secrecy, like most of Kubrick's films) that Cruise and Kidman were going to have actual sex on screen for the legendary filmmaker. Knowing that there was definitely a large sexual element to the film kept those rumors burning for much longer than they probably should have.

But in the end, there's a strange and hard to explain connection to Eyes Wide Shut and many of the leaked sex tapes that feature celebrities.

Perhaps one day someone will make a pornographic film that can be held aloft beside the likes of Citizen Kane and Jaws, but until that day, we'll likely be searching out for all of the new celebrity porn that we can get our hands on, because it's a extremely unique form or pornography, and it isn't something that we or anyone in the adult film industry can just wake up one morning and decide to make.

SwingerAds.com's Celebrity Porn Directory

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That's All, Folks





We hope you enjoyed SwingerAds.com's celebrity porn directory. We think there are numerous links that you're going to find yourself going back to over and over again... waiting for a new celebrity sex tape to leak, and satisfy that elusive desire to watch celebrities fuck each other.

The Ultimate Celebrity Porn Directory - SwingerAds.com

The only thing better than seeing actors in movies is in their private celebrity sex tapes. Here's some of SwingerAds.com's fave celebrity porn sites.

The Ultimate Celebrity Porn Directory